404computerhamstersnotfound:

lacefuneral:

????????????????

Don’t worry

the-spirit-of-adventure:

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

striders:

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

capnfrankie:

catgirl-kaiju:

tentacion2099:

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

hotvampireadjacent:

sexhaver:

lichpresence-deactivated2020101:

owned

evicted

lliyin:

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

fugayyyku:

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

totopopopo:

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

pitohuifeathers:

idk if someone has already done this but I needed it

the-latchkey-kid:

queen-moses:

slimeonline:

steamed-greens:

virgopessimist:

reunited ♥️

In Bed, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

Donald and Dog, me, 2019